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Talia - 20

leo

dingus

barista/baker

  • Reblog and see if you get a color.

    • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
    • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
    • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
    • RED: I'm in love with you.
    • PINK: I have a crush on you.
    • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
    • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
    • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
    • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
    • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
    • YELLOW: PLEASE KISS ME!!
    • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
    • GREEN: I find you cute.
    • BLACK: I would date you.
    • BROWN: I dislike you
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  • snarg:

    truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

    (via magpie-and-the-dandelion)

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  • (Source: wolfcola, via shannon-jpg)

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  • notexactlyhim:

    I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

    (via waffle-cats)

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  • Kid Cudi
    The Mood
  • dreams-season:

    "Shades over my eyes make the creepers look back at themselves"

    (via yesthekingisrael)

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  • Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

    ciaracody:

    Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

    Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    This could be interesting let’s be interesting because I know no one will do this but let’s go and if your a girl I’ll friend you PLS

    (Source: deadkirschtein, via donttelldavie)

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  • maisiewilliams:

    when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

    (via magpie-and-the-dandelion)

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  • ghdos:

    This is fucking hilarious.

    (Source: best-of-memes, via jimmiethegentlewoman)

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  • slaughteroftheweeaboos:

    ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

    (Source: dumpybear, via magpie-and-the-dandelion)

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  • hobolunchbox:

    Life in a tourist town.

    (via magpie-and-the-dandelion)

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  • darkesthorizons:

    neptuneisforlovers:

    ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

    My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    (Source: ofela, via magpie-and-the-dandelion)

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  • anthxny:

    #classact

    (Source: asvpfentz, via l8trh8tr)

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  • masserror:

    theatrefetish:

    thegirlwithkittyears:

    thegirlwithkittyears:

    people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

    jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

    7:00 P.M.

    AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

    I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

    "Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

    (Source: j0ye, via eternalsparrow)

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  • mercurykiss:

    gentlemanbones:

    camerapits:

    themiracleofmusic:

    oh.

    Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

    Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

    You know what’s great about Minecraft?

    You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

    You know what’s great about legos?

    Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

    (via eternalsparrow)

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